Actually, maybe it’s more of a documentary, based on Putin and Trump’s actions this week.
Trump, in an interview with Nigel Farage that is best viewed while wearing a full-body condom, warned that Prince Harry could be deported from the United States if he lied about taking drugs on his American visa application.
The prince — who lives in California, because where better to go if you’ve had enough of egomanaics and an invasive press? — admitted in his memoir Spare to having used cocaine, marijuana and magic mushrooms.
“We’ll have to see if they know something about the drugs, and if he lied they’ll have to take appropriate action,” Trump said. That prompted Farage to say: “Which might mean … not staying in America?” before excitedly licking Trump’s face (probably).
Trump, of course, doesn’t take drugs. Although he was a fan of ivermectin, a drug primarily used to deworm animals, to fight Covid, in the face of medical opinion.
At another point in Farage’s interview, Trump offered his backing to Kate “blink twice if you need us to call the cops” Middleton in the wake of her photo-doctoring scandal.
