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Nerdy political scientists, pompous think tankers and pretentious academics: Out!
Astrologers: In!
The world has become so uncertain and destabilized at this point that you might as well ask the stars for predictions about what could happen in 2024.
So we did just that — consulting with the celestial bodies — to find out what’s in store next year for key world leaders, dictators and some of Europe’s most well-known names.
Astrology aficionados rejoice! These predictions aren’t just pulled out of the air; they’re based on the real movements of the planets and upcoming eclipses and how they might impact the star signs of the world’s major movers and shakers.
Capricorn: Kim Jong Un
A steady Pluto at the beginning of the year will help you gain some insight on your life to make some much-needed changes, in particular in your social circle. You have fostered some dangerous alliances recently, which have negatively influenced your reputation and led you down a perilous path. Letting go of them is not going to be easy: You are, after all, a Capricorn, a sign known for its stubbornness, and adverse to compromises. But doing so will lead to a more stable personal and professional life.
In the second half of the year, you might feel inclined to take some unnecessary risks and make bold professional choices. But this is not the time to be unpredictable, as gambles are likely to backfire and land you in hot water at work. Keep your head on your shoulders and hold off on anything that could endanger yourself or others.
Aquarius: Volodymyr Zelenskyy
Your ruler planet, Uranus, is influencing your innovative spirit for the first half of the year, so take full advantage of that by gambling and embracing your entrepreneurial mindset.
You have a series of long-awaited professional successes in front of you, brought forward by hard work and discipline. But progress takes time, so don’t get frustrated if things are moving at a slower pace than expected. Use this time to practice patience and foster friendships.
After a busy and eventful first half of the year, a Uranus in retrograde in the final quarter of 2024 will shake up at home and at work, bringing some chaos but also opening the door to an introspective journey that lasts several weeks.
Finding yourself will lead to peace of mind and bring you closer to your family, but it will inevitably cause drifts with some acquaintances. Embrace this change and let go of people that bring you down.
Gemini: Donald Trump
Your professional life will be full of surprises in 2024, with plenty of ups and downs and exciting new career opportunities for you.
But be careful what you wish for: That “dream job” you have been eyeing might look great on paper, but it comes with a full plate of responsibilities and more stress than you can handle at this point in your life. Ponder your choices carefully, and don’t forget to prioritize your mental health.
On the business side, some exciting new ideas will bring profitable results, so don’t be afraid to let your imagination run wild and showcase your genius. But do watch out for any unnecessary risks and shortcuts — they could lead to long-term trouble.
As an air sign, you are naturally charming and persuasive, so gathering a crowd of supporters won’t be a problem. This year, we foresee a blossoming alliance with earth signs such as Capricorn. But watch out for fake friendships.
Virgo: Keir Starmer
2023 has been quite the year for you, delivering a series of professional successes and launching you to the height of your popularity. In 2024, some of this momentum continues, as your reputation overcomes some minor blows and your network continues to support you.
But things slow down toward April, when an unexpected adversary creates some earthquakes at work, forcing you to reconsider your strategy and create unlikely alliances. But all is not lost: The earthy influence of your sign — sturdy logic and discipline — will help you turn things around, even if it won’t be a smooth ride.
Make sure to watch out for Mercury’s retrograde cycles, which are likely to shake up your confidence and bring chaos to your work life. Persisting challenges toward the fall will create conflicts with coworkers, including some of the closest ones to you: Be open to communicating your feelings and negotiating, or you won’t win them back.
Libra: Ursula von der Leyen
After an exciting but unpredictable 2023, 2024 will bring some stability and much-needed calm to your professional life.
As a Libra, one of your strongest traits is your agreeability, but the influence of ambitious Saturn will help you focus on your own goals and put yourself first this year. This is also going to create the perfect chance to develop more efficient professional habits which will improve your work life and help you stand out for any upcoming opportunity.
Despite the serene outlook for much of the year, October’s solar eclipse will bring some unpredictability to your life, so watch out for any sudden changes or too-good-to-be-true opportunities. Evaluate every choice carefully and avoid making big life changes around this time.
Cancer: Angela Merkel
2024 has something big in store for you.
During the spring, a variety of new professional opportunities will find their way to you, giving you the chance to reinvent yourself. This is the time to be daring, especially under the watchful eye of Saturn. Explore new hobbies, learn new skills, and — most importantly — meet new people.
Make sure you put yourself out there and don’t skip social events, which will give you the opportunity to grow your network and improve your reputation. 2024 is not the year to slow down, so challenge yourself and embrace change.
Read the POLITICO 28 class of 2024 here.
