Exquisitely merging their sacrosanct tenets – reproductive rights, separation of church and state, the freedom to offend and playing artful devil’s advocate – The Satanic Temple is opening the first-ever “religious abortion clinic” to offer free, virtual, medication abortion to “involuntarily pregnant women” in states where abortion has been banned. The “non-theistic” group, whose real-world-based “Satanic good works” range from food drives to After-School Satan Clubs, have named their telehealth clinic for Samuel Alito’s mother, because, “In 1950, (she) did not have options, and look what happened.”
Based in Salem, Mass., the Satanic Temple is somewhat of a baroque misnomer. Co-founded a decade ago by social activists Lucien Greaves and Malcolm Jarry, TST is a non-theistic group that seeks to “encourage benevolence and empathy, reject tyrannical authority, oppose injustice and undertake noble pursuits” while remaining faith-based enough to qualify for federal protections and benefits afforded religious organizations, without the deity part. While they “don’t have any supernatural beliefs,” they argue the Satanic label is more than just a political ploy; it “provides a metaphorical narrative construct by which we contextualize our values,” and renders them “every bit of a religion in that religion and the privileges and exemptions that come with it shouldn’t be the exclusive rights of superstition.” To date, they’ve been most visible advocating to enforce the sometimes-waning separation of church and state: In one campaign, they erected a bronze statue of the god Baphomet outside the Arkansas State Capitol after lawmakers put up a Ten Commandments statue there, prompting Christian groups to protest with hymns and signs reading, “Let Them Offend Our Lord No More.”
Now, after years of supporting bodily autonomy and suing to block anti-abortion laws in Idaho, Indiana, Texas’ Heartbeat Act, they’re launching the first TST Health online abortion clinic Feb. 14 in New Mexico, where abortion remains largely legal, amidst a surge of anti-abortion laws and rabid rhetoric about “pre-born babies” and a “pro-life war” against “pro-death forces.” Battling “reproductive laws that violate our religious conscience (and) necessary health and safety standards,” they claim abortion as an “essential part of a religious practice” protected by the First Amendment and state religious freedom laws. Their clinic will provide free telehealth consultation with licensed medical staff, followed by a scrip for pills “discreetly” sent by mail, to women medically eligible for but lacking access to abortion; in return, they must perform a religious abortion ritual” of reciting a Satanic affirmation like, “One’s body is inviolable, subject to one’s own will alone.” TST hopes to launch clinics in several more states; you can donate here. Their first facility really will be named “The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic,” to remind us what’s at stake. “Prior to 1973, doctors who performed abortions could lose their licenses and go to jail,” says Jarry. “In 1950, Samuel Alito’s mother did not have options, and look what happened.” Holy hell, we wish them well.
