Author: Eddy Wax

The European Union has already won the Olympics. That’s if you listen to the European Commission, which is counting the number of medals won by athletes from the 27 EU countries — or what it calls Team Europe — and trumpeting that its haul is a whopping 206 so far. POLITICO decided to take the Berlaymont at its word and fully imagine what kind of sports would feature at the Olympic Games if the EU was in charge. CLIMBING — Race to scramble up the ranks of the EU institutions, going from blue book trainee to head of unit, to director and then entering…